The world* has gone mousevaark mad. This is indeed a wonderful thing, as mousevaarks have many beneficial effects on those that think they own them. In fact, when you make a mousevaark, you will just become its assistant. But in the nicest possible way.
To welcome a mousevaark, or two or twelve (you know who you are) into your life, you will need to avail yourself of the mousevaark pattern guide. This comes nicely packed within the Rubbish Revamped booklet, How to Make Monsters & Monkeys, which costs £2.50 for a digital download.
Oh, no wait, due to current circumstances we really think everyone that wants one should easily get to make a vaark! So the booklet is currently completely free. Yippee! Free, for a future life beholden to making, entertaining, feeding biscuits to and being enthralled by your new sock friends. Who would resist? Download your copy of How to Make Monsters & Monkeys
* although we might occasionally enjoy some dramatic license, this is not actually a lie. Vaark superfan Sue (see more below), has devoted herself to tracking all known mousevaarks around the world. Contact her to get yours added!